My first-born is likely to be a freakishly-short, autistic macrocorm with a large head, male-pattern baldness, and a lifetime BMI around 26.

So take him; I won't want him.
Anyway, I already got into one of these guessing games over the break. It cost me $4.95 in text messaging charges and then it turned out that the guy thought I was the woman who had my number before. The tip off was when he listed his interests as "hiking, biking, running, working out, pretty much anything physical". No one I know is that one-dimensional.