Things I'm Not Gonna Miss about College
- Pollution
- Snow
- All-nighters writing a ten-page paper on something I don't care about
- Busywork
- Upstairs neighbors
- Stupidhands
- OOPPS in religion—and other—classes
- Heart Attack Hill
- Walking to the grocery store two and a half miles roundtrip
- Walking to the doctor's office four miles roundtrip
- Choosing between food and medication
- Only eighteen hours of work a week with no benefits
- People who get offended about everything
- Bad radio stations
- Commercials for LDS Living
- Postadolescent boys who throw snowballs at my window
- Frantic dating
- No pets allowed
- Utah drivers' Bowling for People nights, mornings, afternoons, evenings
posted by Bethylene at 20:24
3 Comments:
I am not familiar with OOPPS. What is that?
Is it just one more semester? Or are youtaking an early out?
Sometimes, I have scruff. A few knitted caps, too. I am not the shaggy-headed type, though.
My last submission to X96 RFH "Things that must go" was "The level of androgeny that allows men to have hair longer than their respective Mothers." I knew those NTAC's wouldn't mention it...
I understand now. I really don't like those guys, they take missionary work to the level of used car sales. Not the most effective way to tell the story, to say the least.
Congratulations on your impending release. Your training in sales is now complete. You will be officially licensed in "buffalo-artistry".
"NTAC" comes from Office Space. You should watch the movie, call it a "research project". LOL
Divine Comedy is now saved as one of my homepages. I wanted to watch "Sunday School", but my connection just made it sound like a scratched Alvin & The Chipmunks record. I'll watch at work tomorrow...
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