Five Things People May Not Know about Me—unashamèd plagarism of Christa's idea that she stole from someone else

1. I truly believe that one day I really will instant-win $10,000 from a box of frozen waffles.
2. I may be the only woman in America who is happy with her body because if I weren't, I'd have to exercise or go on a diet or something.
3. I love to share my ice cream with my cat. In fact, I'm doing it right now.
   
4. I have daydreamed about England and the States going to war so that I could claim asylum in the UK and never have to go back.
   
5. I sometimes have really deep thoughts about salvation and the meaning of God's omniscience and stuff, but I rarely even write them here. When I brought up one of them in my talk on Sunday—that I used to feel guilty for the blood Christ spilled for me when I was sick or had done something wrong because even when I recovered or repented I still couldn't put it back—my mom was really shocked.

How'd you like that watching each and every bite go into your mouth?