Another Boring Foray onto the Tilt-A-Whirl of My Life

This weekend has been so weird that I can only express my impressions of it in a disordered list of gerundial phrases: inferring implication—bloating snowflake—disquieting father-talk—vomiting roommate—whispering orator—swelling cup-size—sparkling bedroom—exciting lip-spike—twirling breaker-crew—stimulating medication—shivering impatience—buckling reporter—alienating revelation—jiving airline—crooning Briton—mutating language—scheduling frustration—mouldering cornbread—gathering homework—stagnating blog—racing uncertainty—fascinating pedestal-topper—rising Jezebel—falling bread-dough—bubbling luncheon—faltering sarcasm.