Shock of the Year

Hotmail's random MSN Relationship articles have reached a new level of obviousness (for me, anyway): "Top Five Reasons Why You're Still Single". I've got "Silent saboteur #1: You’re ignoring your relationship needs", "Silent saboteur #2: You’re too quick to decide whether you’re interested", "Silent saboteur #3: You’ve got options but none are 'good enough' ", and "Silent saboteur #5: Your attitude leaves a bad taste in the hearts and minds of others".
Wow.
The only thing the article didn't mention was You don't want a relationship. If I was going to cry about being free (a.k.a. single), I would do something about "these silent love saboteurs". Is it so hard to believe that a woman might actually think single status fits her situation better? Bona-fide facebook-declared "relationships" are more like chores. Who cares if you have someone to haughtily hold hands with in public if he bores you out of your skull? Oh, yeah – half of campus.