Crazy Driver Caught Trying to Run Down Famous Bloggeress

Today at 5:38 p.m., famed bloggeress and Faerie Queen of the Internet Bethylene Embereyes was nearly run down at the intersection of 700 East and 500 North in Provo, Utah. A Provo police officer stationed behind the Colony sign on 750 East saw the incident and persued the black sedan with Idaho plates IM 610 * to ticket the crazy driver for attempted pedestrianicide.
"Drivers try to kill me at that stop sign all the time," says the gorgeous copyeditor Bethylene, "but this was the first time a cop caught one. Now they need to get the ugly black Hummer with Utah plates ZOOOMIN for trying to kill me and for overcompensating."