Darn My Nonathleticism!

In another day, a girl floundering and hurting herself while trying to play volleyball with the guys would be endearing. Today, girls are supposed to be athletic as well as smart.
The gang from Institute are playing volleyball tonight, and I would love to sweep in and impress certain people with my awe-inspiring skills. Unfortunately, I can't play volleyball. I've tried. I've been forced to fumble around and annoy people who do play volleyball in physical education classes throughout my life. So, I had to bow out of the activity and go home.