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Lessons I learned on Saturday:

• The Provo Farmers' Market lacks farmers and isn't much of a market, either.
• Lehi, Utah is a pretty town in a stark setting.
  
• The most likely looking loop on the Google map is not, in fact, the Alpine Loop, but a very long ATV trail.
• Ford Tauruses are not meant to drive on ATV trails.
• Rolling one car tire over a huge rock in the middle of the trail balances the other wheel against the steep embankment to the side of the trail, thus preventing both flipping the car by driving on the embankment and catching the undercarriage on the large rock.
• Bouncing along a rough trail for four hours gives one a splitting headache.
• God really does protect His daughters and their cars from dying in the Uintahs, even when their predicament is kinda their fault (not the cars' fault, the daughters').
• Pavement is the most wonderful substance on earth.
  
• Sonic is heaven and lime slushes are ambrosia.
• Exboyfriends who babble about taxes when they are nervous remind one how nice it is to be single.
• Exboyfriends should be banned from having attractive roommates. It's just mean.
  
• I'm hot 'cause I'm fly; you ain't 'cause you're not.