I am SUCH an idiot.

Someone should shoot me: put me out of my misery.

Note to censor: The above statement is purely facetious. I do not intend to incite violence against myself or against anyone else. Violence, in my opinion, is not good. Unless someone hits me first, in which case the intellectual side of my brain politely turns away for a moment; it re-engages after the offender is on the ground and marked with a bruise or two.