Biannual Review

I've now been on Blogger for over two years, so I thought I'd go back and review.

First post ever: I don't care if you're gay—get your hands off my breasts!
Shortest post: The roses are dead.
Longest post: The Rise and Fall of the Artificial Breast
Freakiest multimedia link: Sex and Metamucil
Best multimedia link: Travel the world in the comfort of your own dorm. and Supercool History of Religions Map (tie)
Best photograph: Happy Halloween
Best list: Ways to make my life interesting enough for me to be truly literary:
Best treatise: Should I take a chance and spring for the buns?
Best news item: Real-life Superheroes
Best aphorism: Then comes heights, corpses, and vermin
Worst poem: (oh, so many to choose from!) Sonnet #2
Most colorful post: "Each new day a bullet—each victim someone's son"
Most venomous post: Dear exboyfriend,
Most melodramatic/PMSy post: Dear Jake Barnes,
Most pictures in one post: Sevilla and Report on the Decemberists at the Crystal Ballroom (tie)
Most scathing review: I Cry for the Children of the Eighties
Most quotes: Pearls of Wisdom from My Extensive Collection of Virginal Make-out Music
Most idealistic post: The Perfect Man
Concisest imagery: Lightning cracks the sky, revealing the white-hot heavens above